Refresher

The act of freshening one's friend after a long, drug-fuelled evening by arranging their face (eyes closed) just over a basin, while another cups their hands under a running tap (faucet) before thrusting - with great speed and accuracy - the handful of cold water onto the face and up the nasal cavity of the waiting friend. A 'slap' should be heard if successful.

Inductees to the ritual may fail to close their eyelids tight enough, so a pained "AARGHHH!!!" may be emitted as the water is forced under one or both lashes. This should be laughed at with vigour.

Almost comatose friend #1: I'm feeling like I've been run over by a train

ACF #2: The only thing that can save you now is a refresher

ACF #3: I'll hold your hair back

by Giver of life hope & moistness August 5, 2013

Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

regretti

The state of remorse after eating too much pasta

"Oh man, I'm having from serious regretti right now"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"

by Silkmintt June 26, 2017

Vodka and Refresh

A drink combination, endogenous to the Goulburn area of Australiania. Usually consumed as an alcoholic alternative, once liver and digestive tract has been trashed by a bender the night before.

Mitchell - Oh mate, I couldn't possibly have a beer...I got wasted last night.
Jarrod - No probs, smash a Vodka and Refresh instead. The drink of Champions.

by Mekaneck October 3, 2008

regretamin

Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

"Bobby mate how'd you get all those fag burns on your face??"
"errrr.....that'll be the regretamin"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

refreshifies

Tommy TNT Fury coined this term in Season 5 of Love Island. He has the vocabulary of a four year old and cannot pronounce “refreshes” and came up with this term to woo Molly Mae

“She refreshifies my memories”

by Fakhira June 26, 2019

Refretch

The true way to spell refresh; usually used in the context of refreshing your page.

Hold on I need to refretch my page.

by april:D January 15, 2021