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Generally speaking, a platform that is for losers.
Aaron Swartz rolls in his grave as reddit has become the opposite of what he advocated for. In his own words, "all censorship should be deplored."
by fencetape March 29, 2022
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Redditard

pronounced re-di-tærd

The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:

the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts

the advocacy of censorship

the worship of several unrelated figures including keanu reeves and bernie saunders

the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:

"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through logic, but through walking away. saying something like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
John: i don't like mandatory quarantine and jojo

redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.

John: This is why nobody likes you

redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
by LongJohn89 May 23, 2020
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Reddit Lucio

A person who plays the fps shooter overwatch and chooses lucio. Lucio is a healer and is vital for speed boosting and healing the team. What makes them a reddit lucio is their playstyle, which includes going for kills rather than helping their team. These people then record their play and post it on reddit for upvotes.

This can easily go wrong because being a good reddit lucio takes a lot of skill, and a lot of people who try to mimic this playstyle end up failing horribly.
Teammate A: What is our lucio doing! He's not healthing the team
Teammate B: Damn reddit lucios

Teammate reddit lucio: *ignores all teammates*
by Crubber March 9, 2020
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reddit normie

A guy or a girl who downloaded Reddit reacently and think he or she knows all about the memes.
Dude he is sutch a Reddit normie.
That bitch thinks he is a meme legend , bruh hes just a Reddit normie
by Meme nigha December 1, 2019
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redditor

virgins who think they are funny by repeating the same joke over and over again
redditor: 100 wholesome breathtaking keanu reeves moment sneak 100 big chungus
by PAPERYY March 8, 2020
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readicide

''Read-i-cide: noun, the systematic killing of the love of reading, often exacerbated by the inane, mind-numbing practices found in schools''
Kelly Gallagher
Readicide has longlasting ramifications beyond the school years.

In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.
by DiaP October 5, 2011
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reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!
by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020
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