Uncontrollable diaorreah out of the ass, it is so fluid that one cannot simply stop and get a blumpkin. It is recomended that you do NOT attempt the clear-the-rear, because it could lead to serious butthole swelling and inflammation, or death.
by Squimp July 16, 2014
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by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003
A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"
Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!
Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!
Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!
by PapaSnow October 27, 2010
Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.
Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"
Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"
Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".
Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"
Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".
by ZeeEss July 11, 2008
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.
"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."
by Duckbutt May 25, 2006