This word is now a noun as well as an adjective. It refers to a person whom you meet 'randomly', or whose identity or relation to anybody else is unknown. It is often used to refer to people you meet at parties or on nights out, whose names you don't know or forget, and whom you never see again.
You can also say 'random guy', 'random girl' etc.
You can also say 'random guy', 'random girl' etc.
"Who's that guy standing in the background of this photo with a mop on his head?"
-- "I dunno, just a random who followed us in off the street, I think. He slept in the shed."
"I didn't really know anybody there so I was just chatting to randoms all night."
-- "I dunno, just a random who followed us in off the street, I think. He slept in the shed."
"I didn't really know anybody there so I was just chatting to randoms all night."
by spdrmnky November 01, 2007
Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging
Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.
OR
If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.
OR
If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 12, 2005
Noun: A woman who no one really knows at a party, but still sketches/sluts around like she knows everyone. Not necessarily a terrible or nuthugger, a random can be appealing to a drunk guy, and hooking up with her can result in props from friends.
Dude, Nate hooked up with a random last night!!
Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight!!
Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.
Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight!!
Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.
by N.O. Treal December 19, 2005
Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'
LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'
Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.
(Actual conversation)
LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'
Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.
(Actual conversation)
by LalaLollypop November 23, 2006
1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
by Elated Discord February 12, 2008
Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
by Z Random November 30, 2007
When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003