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Qualtrics

This is the best online survey tool in the world. May be used as a noun or verb. When used as a noun, it refers to the online software for creating surveys. When used as a verb, it refers to the act of conducting a really awesome survey.
Bro! You should Qualtrics that shiz!
by patrickjane June 17, 2011
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Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
by philanewbie September 20, 2009
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quotatious

The act of quoting music movies or other people numerous times in the same setting.

Going back and forth with a friend spitting out lines from a well known or unknown movie or song... waiting for the other people to catch on.

Or saying words a certain way that listeners get the origin of the verbiage and respond with a similar phrase from the same thing as shown below from Hot Rod.

You can also call someone else quotatious after observing one of the things above.
I am in a "quotatious" mood today, after telling someone, "My name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson... I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

or

Saying "what?" or "cool whip" with the "WH" emphasized as from the film "Hot Rod."
by Cro-Cro July 23, 2011
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quotas

Making sure everyone gets to dance in the spot light, even though everyone can't dance. Not uniformly applied- may be necessary to justify by invoking the absurd logic of- entitlement, or long ago and far away, in another strange world with completely different standards, someone did me wrong, and now you owe me
The quotas for the position of managing director dictate that a really dumb guy needs to be hired.
by Idon'tdance September 25, 2003
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quote

A quote is a word, phrase or sentence that you add to a conversation/essay but is not of your creation, but someone else's.
I would like to quote my brother on this, "flo sucks like donkey kong"...
by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005
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Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
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Quortnie

An amazingly funny person with a beatiful face and wonderful personality. Absolutley outgoing and hilarious. Sure to cause an uproar no matter where she goes. Dreams big and is sure to succeed.
Person1: Quortnie is so funny.
Person2: Yes! She's awesome.
by TripleMint March 31, 2011
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