When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.
Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.
by jasepi May 4, 2017

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.
by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018

by carotman August 19, 2016

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.
Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.
Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.
Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie
by mayukhm December 9, 2020

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010

by Coldjoker July 7, 2016

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015
