Closet Psycho

Closet Psychos are friends/family who seem like relatively nice and relaxed individuals up until you get very close to them. Typically, they appear very normal, but the more time you spend around them, the more you'll realize that something isn't quite right about them.

Letting yourself become too close to them is mentally hazardous, however, as they will begin to show abnormal behavior and excessive clinginess. They are usually very possessive, emotionally detached, and heavy thrill-seekers. They will seek entertainment through both you and your other friends, and even seek to target you and turn you against them so that they can have you all to themselves. This is where it gets really fun.

If you're in an intimate relationship with them, they could present strange and even disturbing fetishes, all the while wanting to know what you're doing 24/7. If you're in a regular friendship with them, they will track you closely on all social media platforms, consistently want to remain in contact with you and know of your whereabouts, and will become very unstable if you decide to hang around other people.

Closet psychos can either be psychopaths behind thin masks, or completely psychotic individuals who latch onto whatever person wanders into their web. They will either develop a severe, unhealthy infatuation with you (or the idea of you), or they will have a strong desire to toy and play games with you until you are too broken to deal with.

Frank: "John, are you okay? You seem a little down."
John: "Yeah, man. It's just been a rough day."
Frank: "How so?"
John: "I just found out that Bill is a total closet psychopath."
Frank: "What? How do you mean?"
John: "He just convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her, and then took me to go get some drinks and lost his marbles when I declined. Now Lynsey thinks I'm an infidel and Bill won't leave her alone. God."
Frank: "Well, shit."

by carde-senpai December 20, 2014

sir psycho sexy

One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.

A freak of nature.

He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.

Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album

Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!

by Travis January 1, 2005

Psychobitch

A young female who loves her brand new boyfriend. She
comes across as sweet, loving and beautiful but often times she's a drama queen and gets jealous easily while she's a manipulator. Nothing/or nobody gets in the way of she and her man. When the boyfriend breaks up with her however after realizing she is unstable,we see a different side of her. She will stop at nothing to get her vengeance, threatening to make the ex-boyfriend's life miserable, attempting to ruin him, and hurt all his loved ones. She will stop at nothing cos she's a psychobitch.

When Andersen first met Morgan, she was sweet, shy, and beautiful. But she was clingy, and needy, easily jealous. She was a drama queen, which was the source of many fights. She had a bad temper and she would manipulate such good person like Morgan if she didn't get her way or wanted something. One day Morgan broke up with Andersen, calling her a psychobitch. Andersen wanted to make him pay, especially when she tried to sabotage Morgan's acting career and his new love life. Morgan's friends had told him to break up with Andersen months ago. They said that she was straight-up psychobitch.

by Babydoll75 March 9, 2019

Psychobilly

is a genre of rock music that mixes elements of punk rock, rockabilly, and other genres. It is often characterized by lyrical references to science fiction, horror and exploitation films, violence, lurid sexuality, and other topics generally considered taboo, though often presented in a comedic or tongue-in-cheek fashion. Psychobilly music is often played with an upright double bass instead of the electric bass more common in modern rock music. Psychobilly gained underground popularity in Europe beginning in the early 1980s, but remained largely unknown in the United States until the late 1990s. Since then the success of several notable psychobilly bands has led to its mainstream popularity and attracted international attention to the genre.

The Meteors, formed in South London in 1979, are considered the first verifiable psychobilly band. Their albums In Heaven (1981) and Wreckin' Crew (1983) are recognized as landmarks of the early years of the genre.13 The Meteors blended elements of punk rock, rockabilly, and horror film themes in their music. They also articulated psychobilly's apolitical stance, a reaction to the right- and left-wing political attitudes which divided British youth cultures.1 Fans of The Meteors, known as "the Crazies", are often attributed with inventing the style of slam dancing known as "wrecking", which became synonymous with the psychobilly movement.

by Wreckin Pete November 3, 2008

psycho bitch from hell

the ultimate in cunt. a person so terrible and atrocious she ought to be killed. someone so awful they couldn't have possibly been spawned by human beings.

that jessica is one psycho bitch from hell.

by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007

psychobilly

Psychobilly is what evolved when rockabilly (thought to have been originally invented by either Carl Perkins or Elvis Presley, being hillbilly style rock and roll) met punk. The band who coined the term was The Meteors, one member being of the punk subculture, one of the rockabilly subculture and the third being an extreme horror movie fan. They are an example of the psychobilly trio (bass, guitar, drums). Psychobilly is strictly a-political (no political references) and is characterised to use stand up bass (also called the double bass). Psychobilly kids are characterised to dress like greasers/punks, have a psychobilly quif (shaved at the back and the sides), a pompador, or a horshoe quif (where a piece in the middle is shaved making it into a horshoe shape when looked at at birdseye view) and are usually covered in tattoos. The girls commonly look like a punkified version of Betty Page or other comon 50's icons. Psychobilly has a strong link with vintage horror movies. Zombies are also closely linked with the psychobilly culture, with many of it's members desperately wanting to be zombies. A lot of pschobilly kids are said to be dirty or greasy, this, however, is often not true.

Kim Nekroman, P. Paul, Wolf, Simon, Geoff, Patricia, Nick 13

Psychobilly is all around. Come with us. People walk afriad. Maybe we'll kill someone. And eat his brain.

by dead billy October 29, 2006

psycho-christian

Holier-than-thou xian freakos (namely Catholics, Methodists and Baptists) who take their faith so seriously that any conflict with them becomes your death sentence. They will not debate with you over any issue; rather, they will act like a small child who holds their breath until their face turns red and you finally relent, causing them to believe they've won.
Such hot arguments include birth control, civil rights, abortion, sex before marriage, flag-burning, our jackass president, Harry Potter, porn, and in the cases of many innocent guys, dating their adult daughter if you aren't part of their "perfect" religion. Similar in ethics to nazis.
Ironic that such god-fearing citizens are usually the ones who use blasphemous language (ie, "Jesus Christ!") more than anyone else, and advocate killing Planned Parenthood employees and prisoners.

1. Man: "I won't have you trotting around my house and taking my daughter out because you don't love Jesus as much as I do!"
Boyfriend (to girl): "Damn, your father is such a psycho-christian!"
Man: "I heard that, goddammit! You're a heathen and a sinner because you look different than me! Die like that satanic JK Rowling!"

2. The psycho-christians went to a cemetery to piss on graves of gay men, blacks, Jews and a guy who taught evolution in school. Of course they didn't get punished because the pigs are afraid of being cursed to hell.

by Eddie Winslow August 4, 2007