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Capital punishment

Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.
Shut the fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been given the capital punishment
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 28, 2019
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Capital Punishment

RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO FRIGHTEN, INTIMIDATE, OR OTHERWISE BELITTLE THE ORIGINAL SENDER.
My boss sentenced me to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT when I sent him that sick Dilbert cartoon.
by Stuffy enough November 14, 2016
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molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom
I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.
Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...
by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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dream punishment

a nightmare that you think it's a daydream
Yesterday,I have a nightmare.I went to a wedding.Everything was good until I realized that everyone at that wedding was zombies.Oh!What a dream punishment!
by datthanhle March 17, 2016
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The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
by PrinceVince August 11, 2017
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