Brian Pumper

An African-American adult film actor who is A self-proclaimed Porn Legend. Pumper is known for his 'roid physique, an average penis size and (usually most of the time) not so attractive female partners.

" God, I hate that Brian Pumper dude, he's kinda cocky, he acts like he's been in the business for so long..."

by TT Boy3 April 11, 2010

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs

Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.

by standupguy September 18, 2008

Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

by Huevon June 19, 2010

phuper

see fooper

Damn, that lady has a big phuper.

by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003

Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009