a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
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"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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Professionally pretentious.
adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...
adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...
dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.
theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.
theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.
by ducty December 29, 2011
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Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.
Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.
Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"
by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011
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by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017
Get the pretentious mug.Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.
Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."
Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."
Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."
Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
by The Ging May 10, 2010
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