Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.

A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.

by GroupB May 05, 2014

abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 02, 2010

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 01, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 01, 2022

Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights

I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.

by Beybehs Protector West December 29, 2009

Pinky protector

One who wears a condom on their pinky.

Tanya always is using them "pinky protectors"

by raisin balls February 20, 2015

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024