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retro progressive

a town, person, or people who bring new concepts and ideas, making you think differently, but in a way that feels comfortable and old school.
Have you been to Cleveland before?

No, that place is a stinkpile.

Wrong. It's retro progressive.
by worddiddlydoer May 11, 2023
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Progressive

A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.

These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.

A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:

- Knows what is best for everybody else
- Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC

- Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals

- Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad

- Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate

- Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist

- Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent

- Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker
- Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree

- Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government

- Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense

- Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person

- Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people
Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government

Progressive: You racist hate-monger

Conservative: You said you believed in equal rights for everybody

Progressive: Racist! You should die!
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013
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Social Progressivism

Social Progressivism is the view that as time progress so should societal morality (from Wikipedia). Social progressives advocate for morality to be based on advancements in Science and philosophy, rather than religious dogma.
Social Progressivism is opposed to Social conservativism. While Social Conservativies advocated to keep slavery, Social progressives opposed it. Social progressives also campaigned for the right to vote for women. Today they advocate equal marriage and a women's right to choose.
by Secular leftist October 2, 2005
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Vegatarian progressive grindcore

a heavy metal sub-genre containing veganism mixed with br00tal grindcore
scandinavian nu-metal: tadadada da da. vegatarian progressive grindcore!: tadadada da da.
by 0NowILayTheeDown0 November 16, 2010
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Flo the Progressive Girl

The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.
Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.
by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar3 November 7, 2009
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Progression

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
by Meesch April 18, 2013
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progressivism

The rapid erosion of our most vital and important rights.

The destruction of freedom.

Society will collapse on itself and it is because of progressive types.
Look around you dumbfucks.Society is dilapidated and deteriorating rapidly.

It's YOUR fault.

How does that make you feel?

Feel proud?

You're killing us and helping the government take away our basic rights.
by God,I hate you! March 14, 2005
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