Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

by Rampant June 29, 2012

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito March 1, 2008

Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.

Did you see the weather man Professor Merryweather?

by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

the professor

The ruse of having a guy come over to fix something, with the real intention of having sex with him. Much the same way Marianne, Ginger, Mrs. Howell, and the Skipper, used to play the Professor on the ol' TV classic Gilligan's Island.

Elaine worked the professor on Newman. She had him come over to fix her mail slot, and he delivered all over her.

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!

School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)

by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009