proctoid

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.

We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.

by Proctoid January 23, 2011

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

proton

A car manufacturing company which produces low quality cars at a high price. Only exists because of government protection in applying huge taxes on foreign cars. Slowly losing ground to superior travelling vehicles with better reliability, excellent customer support in comparison and better quality, known as "Odocoileus hemionus" or more commonly refered to as "donkey".

P - pathetic
R - ridiculous
O - outrageous
T - type
O - of
N - name

by Oldfoot June 20, 2005

proctonaut

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

by -Awesome- February 14, 2006

Proctocoulrophobia

Fear of ass clowns. Sometimes referred to as Rectacoulrophobia. While there is no cure, there is help. And, where there's help, there's hope.

Steve-o has a really extreme case of Proctocoulrophobia. It's really taken over his life. He's shunned all his friends, and rarely leaves his house. He fears being just one step away from total ass clown devastation.

by Dick Gazzina May 25, 2007

Proctorhexis

(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"

If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!

by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011

proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008