piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010

Piddle

A penis; particularly one that is quite small in stature.

Pull up your pants, mate! I don't wanna see yo tiny-ass hairy piddle!

by uogv May 15, 2020

Piddle Fart

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little

I laughed so hard i piddle farted

by Top flight security 46158 March 10, 2018

piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

by Hollie March 13, 2005

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

Piddle Mermaid

A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."

1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."

2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.

by ED1071 April 15, 2008