by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018
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a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009
Get the pregtard mug.Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.
by See Dee June 16, 2010
Get the Pertarded mug.Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006
Get the pretarded mug.The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.
Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.
Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.
Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.
Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.
I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.
She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.
See also hardon.
She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.
See also hardon.
by Bangass July 23, 2008
Get the prehardon mug.Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!
by Wail Halls September 3, 2006
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