A pressure wank
will take sometime to organize. Firstly
one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After
2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be
ripe for the
rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.
Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate
gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).
When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the
tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!
There
will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooo
f! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!
And enjoy till empty.
pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the
french : dame-jeanne.
