nonlinear response

A reaction that is out of measure with its impetus.

Kyle: "Hey Linda, have you got the time?"
Linda: "Eat a dick Kyle"
Brian: "nonlinear response there Linda. Its 9:30 Kyle"

by jake jeckle December 19, 2008

Video Response

When you write something very important to a person in Yahoo Messenger, and that person says nothing, but in stead, she gives you a link to a video on youtube, that has nothing to do with what you just said

Andrew_1907: Simone, I really have to admit that… how should I put it… I feel so inlove right now

Simone_angel: (link)

Andrew_1907: Oh, great tune. I like the video too. Cool... video response.

by Androix October 6, 2009

preponderate

to own, or to manage

Bring it bitch.. I will preponderate yo ass!!

by <3huckleberry July 25, 2006

prepone

A backformation created from the word "postpone," created by replacing "post" with "pre" to convey a nebulous sense of what the user has in mind with respect to sequential or temporal placement of something. A non-word with a limited currency in technically oriented circles, has yet to gain widespread or consistent use in authoritative dictionaries considered to uphold legitimate standards of usage by linguistically or verbally sophisticated language users, who think it rebarbative. Some nonauthorities subscribe to the school of thought that the word is formed from the eating of corn pone, biscuit-like food commonly eaten at breakfast by industrious tillers of the soil in rural regions of the U.S., who couldn't always wait for the corn pone to finish baking before eating it, necessitating their eating of "prepone" for breakfast. With migration trends tending to flow from countryside to city, prepone came to be adopted for more loose or general use to refer to things that occur before originally planned.

1. "Discussion of having writing training for our engineers so the clarity and style of their writing will equal their elevated intelligence and contribution to our company, has been preponed from next week's agenda to this week." 2. "Doggone it Ma, I gots to mosey on down to the field - jes fetch me some prepone an' I'll be gittin' on."

by sam September 12, 2003

Wendy’s Twitter responses

Person: hey @Wendy’s what should I get from McDonald’s

Wendy: a map to Wendy’s

I love Wendy’s twitter responses

by Your hande January 12, 2019

Cookie cutter response

Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.

Now that's a cookie cutter response.

by Colorado Kid 78 February 26, 2021

responsehonk

An automobile honk delivered by the driver in response to another automobile's honk rather than in response to distress or danger.

The driver of the Audi honked as the BMW cut him off, so the driver of the BMW, already ahead of the Audi, responsehonked in retaliation.

by dwarbi April 25, 2008