Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

Potato

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

potato

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022