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potent potables

1. A popular category on the TV show Jeopardy. The meaning of this pair of words has been confused over the ages, but recent research concludes that it means "stinky drinkies".
"The categories are...Celebrities, Potpourri, Popular Music, Movies, Potent Potables, US History, and "S" Words."-Alex Trebek




"Ah hell, let's go nuts. Swords for 48,000."
by Alex July 30, 2004
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potent potables

A slang word for potent marijuana. Usually used in as a code word when in front of parents or cops.
You: I'm going to go pick up a sack of potent potables mom.

Mom: What?

You: I'm going to go smoke weed!

Mom: Oh have fun.

(in a perfect world)
by Dan will eat your face January 13, 2009
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Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
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Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008
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portable party

one that can be called upon to arrive at potentially dull party events when numbers and moral are low, bringing large groups of partying types to liven up and save not only the party but the reputation of the host.
-hey gazza this party is sucking bro! anything we can do to liven up the night?
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!
by dr greasy March 8, 2012
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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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Postable

The act of determining social media posts worth posting.
I checked all the photos in my phone for postable pictures to add to Instagram before I posted them.
by Joey10pack February 21, 2018
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