plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

Joe The Plumber

though the entire republican party hates his very existance, ole joe the plumber is tricked into expecting tax cuts and a fair share of healthcare benifits to be handed from the very party that hates hard workers and/with sensible values. kinda like you and me.

hi my name is ella may, Im joe the plumbers ex wife i had to get rid of him cause mccains lyin old ass drove him ta start drankin again we didnt get no health care pension or tax cuts nowhere so joe just started back ta drankin gettin depressed and whoopin my ass again an takin my wal mart check to spend it at titty bars an lotto tickets

by krystalxlyte December 9, 2008

Joe the Plumber

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.

Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!

by FoxWing December 9, 2008

plumber femme

A femme lesbian who isn't above getting her hands dirty. She's nobody's little princess, and she's not going to sit in the car while her dyke tries unsuccessfully to fix a flat. She can do it herself and, more than likely, can do it better than a hard butch or most men can.

How hot is that! My girl fixed my engine! She's so plumber femme!

by dove.amy May 21, 2006

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

bung plumber

The active male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!

by sbo April 27, 2011