piglet

A man who fits the definition of pig, but is well meaning.

Men are piglets.

by belle.tenor August 14, 2012

Piglet

A man who let's a piggy obese girl, have her way with him.

Bobby proved to be a true piglet when he let Kandy satisfy herself while he pretended to be asleep.

by MC LUX January 14, 2015

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

piglet

A small pink and short penis, even when erect, it still stands at a mere 4 inches tall at its best.

"Omg girl, his package was more like a PIGLET!"

by MtothARiA November 3, 2009

Piglet

1) The Pig from "Whinnie-The-Pooh"
2) Another word for a small penis
3) A baby pig

1: My favorite character from Whinnie-The-Pooh is piglet

2: That guy is such an asshole, i bet he's so uptight because of his piglet

3: i have a new piglet on my farm

by pigletpiglet May 12, 2010

Sticky Piglet

A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.

Dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the Sticky Piglet I did last night! She squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.

by pigrussler November 14, 2011

Pillet

Offensive noun used towards people who can't fix computer problems

"Stop being a pillet and give me the fucking mouse"

by Gamete February 12, 2012