Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.

"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018

Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.

Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!

by MTS73 August 25, 2010

Bistachio

The letter 'B' in bistachio stands for the word bitch, and the rest stands for the word pistachio. Basically it means a salty bitch.

Zoey is being a bistachio today.

by emmy.28_ October 25, 2015

pstachio

The penis enlargement drug. Please don't be a retard, use with safe precaution and remove the shell before attempting to digest, thank you! Have a nice day.

Oi!, muda bish, would you look at the size of my tallywacker! *holding a bag of pstachios in one hand and faintly holding onto elongated penile in the other*

by shibbymill12 September 15, 2011

pistaccio

A green nut often used as a topping.

"Man, I love pistaccio baklavas!"

by Tabby102 January 28, 2022

Pistachiary

A place where pistachios are stashed for later consumption.

Caroline hid the pistachios in the pistachiary to enjoy later.

by Truthytrutherton August 12, 2023

Pusstachio

A mustache shaved in your pubes.

Ill get the pusstachio please

by Ssrrhh123 August 26, 2017