heat pile

When taking a crap of such epic proportions that it rises up above the water line in the toilet to the point that you can feel the warmness of the dung rising up.
Ernest: Dude, that White Castle hit the spot after a night of binge drinking ehhh???

Mortimer: It sure did, but the next morning I left a heat pile that almost lifted me up off the seat
by Capt Japan September 02, 2010
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Burning pile

All my style
All my grace
All I tried to save my face
All my guts, try to spill
All my holes, try to fill
All my money been a long time spent
On my drugs, on my rent
On my saving philosophy
It goes, one in the bank, and the rest for me
It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I change my aim
Throw my troubles at the pearly gates
Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Oh-oh-oh)
My mama, lonely maid
Got her buns in the oven and she never got laid
My papa, renaissance man
Sailed away and he never came back again
All my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I change my aim
Throw my troubles at the pearly gates
Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

All your woe bygones be gone
I said all your troubles, you don't need a thing
All my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I'll change my aim
Throw my troubles at the world again
It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile
All lit up and I start to smile
If I, catch fire then I'll take my turn
To burn and burn and burn
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by Longjohn2000 March 18, 2021
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cuddle pile

Large groups (3 or more) warm bodied individuals resting together (asleep or otherwise) in the same place, arranges so that they are a) touching each other, and b) comfortable

Note: This is not always entirely made up of humans. family pets sleeping/resting with you and your mate, kids, friends, etc. do count toward the determination of what makes it a cuddle pile

Alternate: cuddle puddle, snuggle pile, snuggle pit, puppy pile
"You look happier today."

Smile. "Yea, last night we had a cuddle pile and watched movies together as a family. It was nice."
by Mom with two kids and a cat October 26, 2007
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Pile of Ass

(n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.
Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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Pile of shame

That stack games you purchased but never got around to playing. They are a monument to consumerism and a constant reminder of just how lazy you are as a person.

"Pile" refers to ancient times where games were purchased in cardboard boxes you could lend friends and not virtual versions you can't.

Also stack of shame, shelf of shame
- Hey man, it's the Steam sale, everything 95% off!

- Oh great, more stuff to feed my pile of shame.
by LexMajor1 May 28, 2020
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Pile of wank

Term used to describe a shit object, person, experience, place or feeling.
1. (when tired perhaps) damn i feeling like such a pile of wank
2. Dont trust claire she's a pile of wank
3. This film is a pile of wank
by Imak Hunt October 15, 2007
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lusty piles

consisting of two ladies, the lusty piles are a band of miscreance. they hail from the bowels of hell and are here to destroy all that is good and happy.
they sing about a stolen bicycle, which used to belong to satan. also, un-dead boyfriends are a popular choice for these two zombielike lovelies.
by piles of lust December 07, 2007
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