When a person is sooo dumb that they lose the ability to read, comprehend speech, and find stuff on their own, they're known as a "dum_phuck". These people have a tendency of throwing all their problems in discord rather than finding the solutions on their own. Also, it is observed that their legs seem to have a conscience of its own, and partakes in sexual activities with the person itself.

docgo: "ughh.. how do I do this super easy thing that can be solved if I just search it on goggle and read two lines at the top?.."
*pings Night again and again*
Why the hell you pinging me you dum_phuck!?!?!

dum_phuck by gogglesearcher May 15, 2023

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Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.

Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?

Icing the Phuck by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020

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Gooddard than Phuck

Anything that is above average

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

Gooddard than Phuck by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024

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Pruck

A combination of two words: Prick and Truck.

A pruck (usually male) is a prick who drives an oversized truck to compensate for the size of his small tallywacker. They are easily identifiable by their Harley Davidson front license plates and/or decals. They also tend to take up more than one parking spot.

That truck just cut me off. What a pruck!

Pruck by Deus-ex-machina August 12, 2023

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