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Pending for Life

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.
1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.
by A. Boogy January 8, 2010
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Pheanding

A severe misspelling of the word feigning. Commonly misspelled by people of the westchester area, or more specifically, mahopac girls
i'm pheanding for some brownies right now!!
by cstatelaxer December 16, 2008
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Pending Unfriending

When someone you're friends with on a social network takes too much of an interest in their profile (generates an excessive amount of posts) or in your profile (generates an excessive amount of comments on your profile), and you contemplate terminating the "friend" status.

Contemplation can also be due to terminated relationships, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my God... Becky is so annoying on Facebook. She comments on like, ALL of my pictures.

Girl 2: I know, right! Right now she's Pending Unfriending.
by chocoprincess116 July 28, 2012
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Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.
I have been parenting Zeke
by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019
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Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .
Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.
by Roccolocious December 27, 2020
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Pranding

Disliking both stans, fans and the content creator. That's the pran job
Pranding is a alertnative for disliking someone for no context
by That Memer 69420 monke April 17, 2021
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Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.
Call your doctor if you have parenting
by Clorox whyps August 3, 2021
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