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prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.
by BrittBrittBritt September 9, 2015
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Prayering

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga
by JokesInHistoryClass April 1, 2017
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retro-phraser

N- Term used for a person who is attempting to use a phrase that is completely outdated and still thinks it's cool.
Man at bar- Dude, check her out, she's all that and a bag of chips!!

Other man at bar- Fuck you dude! your a retro-phraser.(grabs beer and moves down 2 stools)
by Franswa October 10, 2007
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Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy
Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP
by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014
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stupid phrases

Phrases that are so goddamn stupid that they are funny. They make you feel sorry for the person that thought of them.
How many australians does it take to make stupid phrases? 3. One to do the job, one to hold the light bulb and one to cellotape everything to the ceiling.
by BALLS DEEP IN SANTA June 20, 2016
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Punk Prayer

When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.
Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.
by Covido April 8, 2022
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