Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010
Get the poster putty mug.Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.
My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!
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The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008
Get the posterior pillager mug.The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
by JustinJon June 14, 2013
Get the Poster's Remorse mug.A poseur punk rocker who dresses like he should be on a poster. Usually sporting a black leather jacket with an obscure band on it. Mohawk, bondage pants and lots of spikes. Usually range from 16-25 years of age.
by Fat Nik April 24, 2003
Get the poster punk mug.Really hott chicks that just sit at parties, and do nothing but look hot, talk shit, text, dance for five seconds, and do absolutely nothing with guys. Compared to a poster, because just like a poster, you can only look at their inutile beauty.
Damn, look at dat poster over there doin' nuttin but postin'.
Look at dat poster sitting on another poster like a post-it note.
Man, you see that fine ass bitch over there sitting with her friends doing nothing but texting, ignoring guys, and gossiping. Yeah, don't talk to her she's a poster.
Look at dat poster sitting on another poster like a post-it note.
Man, you see that fine ass bitch over there sitting with her friends doing nothing but texting, ignoring guys, and gossiping. Yeah, don't talk to her she's a poster.
by Sonnybun April 25, 2010
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