Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
Get the phoniesmug. 
The Pink Phony Club, is my joke, on Chappell Roan's, silly "Pink Pony Club" song, This is, a crazy, and fun song!
In the Pink Phony Club, unlike Chappell Roan's, "Pink Pony Club," you will find, all kinds, of fakes, and liars, congregating here! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
Get the Pink Phony Clubmug. by Shayna16 April 12, 2019
Get the Phonymug. When you think the ride will have a G-force as you’re about to drop on the rollercoaster but you end up not feeling any force or weightlessness at all.
Oh no! Here we go!
Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.
Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.
by tigersharktax August 7, 2024
Get the G-phonymug.