Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

by catnaps April 29, 2010

Phonesex

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.

Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill

by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011

Phones

old style headphones that cover the entire ear

plug in my phones and listen to some tunes

by Iowna Uass October 9, 2008

peonies

A fictional mexican gang

The raging peonies took over the flower industry in northern mexico

by Harrison741 July 25, 2011

ponies

the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.

"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"

by mike sok October 30, 2009

phonespeak

Text messages composed entirely by using the sequence of words predicted by your smartphone with no changes.

I texted my friend in phonespeak, "Yes, I'd like a beard or to" in response to his text "Meet me at the bar"

by farticles August 30, 2014

Phonestrated

Frustrated with your cellphone

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing

by Ash__B February 2, 2017