Poff

Someone who has homo-sexual tendencies, but is straight.

Aww dude your such a Poff!!

by GDawgInTheMix2k6 August 3, 2010

PHOFAGGOT

1. A person (typically a guy) pretending to be gay.

2. Just a name to use if you are out of comebacks.

1. Cameron is a phofaggot because he looks like a black Elton John, takes it up the ass, but still likes girls like his girlfriend Kaley and has no attraction towards men what so ever'

2. 'you a god damn phofaggot'

by madiwhore October 13, 2005

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

Phosfendulous

1. Characterized by an aggressive stance opposing glowing or phosphorous things.
2. Of or relating to the state of being opposed to glowing or phosphorous things.
3. slang Fantastically positive or pleasing in nature.

1. His eyes were so sensitive to light that he became utterly phosfendulous, shunning the city life.
2. There is nothing phosfendulous about anyone who sunbathes.
3. I had an absolutely phosphendulous time at the fair today.

by Andrew Touesnard August 25, 2005

Pofferiturbide

My husband

Pofferiturbide X Gunmaninvictissimus

by Gunmaninvictissimus December 7, 2021

Phoofy

Phoofy can be whatever you want it to be. Phoofy may be used as a noun, verb and or adjective. Phoofy may also be used in the plural form as "Phoofies".

"This party is phoofy as hell"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"

by lil phoofizzle April 5, 2009

Proffitt

someone who steals jokes from better comedians

Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!

by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008