Phil Coulson

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

by AoS June 11, 2018

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

dr. phil

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

a gay joke. sounds like (BEND OVER AND FILL MY CRACK IN)

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken, please.

by joker4432 June 29, 2011

dr phil

A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass

"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil

by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009

needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

by tht! tne January 1, 2005

Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The exact opposite of what this other guy says it is

Normal Cool Person 1: Did you see that episode of Always Sunny last night?

Normal Cool Person 2: Yes I did, and I thoroughly enjoyed the abundant humor that some idiots tend to not understand.

always sunny in philadelphia Always Sunny always sunny

by koolademan99 April 8, 2013