parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Park Jinwoo

Park Jinwoo or known as JinJin of South-Korean boy group ASTRO. He is so humble, best leader and he's so kind. Everything you want from a guy is in him.

Person 1: He's so kind! My heart is melting! His visual too, omg.
Person 2: That's Park Jinwoo of ASTRO! And yes, he's the best!

by just a directioner and aroha February 29, 2020

Sinatra Parking

When you park your car right next to the place where you are going.

We scored Sinatra Parking last night at the AppleBees. We were right in front of the door!

by Ima Hack September 9, 2009

Baltimore Parking Spot

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Forest Park High School

The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.

Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.

by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020

starr park

A undercover park where people are poisoned killed and tested on. Many families were killed or went missing during the years of Starr park..
Spy’s have found some missing arcade games and food and toys that were thrown everywhere around the park..
The air was green and smelled like rotten spaghetti. Blue and green liquid drowned the park.

Starr park might be still out there to this day....

They found me...just make sure patient-08 makes it through..Starr park...the place you will never want to leave...

by Secret files October 30, 2020