phallus

a general term for degrading someone when they have just said something utterly stupid.

person A: "come on the american culture has lots to offer!"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"

by Ralphdoodledoo July 20, 2006

phallutosis

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

by Fisher S. Thompson September 7, 2007

phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Phallustines

An ancient group of aggressively-hostile warriors who were regular "dicks" to the Israelites.

I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005

phallusy

The term phallusy denotes any statement used in an online forum that may not necessarily be in agreement with other users and in particular, moderators. By referring to said statement as a phallusy, the user is typically trying to indicate a falsehood, promote their own importance, and the announce the relative ignorance of the issuer of said statement and signal an oncoming personal attack generally resulting in the use of the phrase: dickhead.

Me stating that you have presented a logical phallusy with this topic ...

by gpc10347 April 25, 2006

Phallus Revelati

Latin for "Penis of Doom" a term coined by Petar T, God of many things.

Fear the Phallus Revelati

by The Manmiester August 7, 2007