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phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.
by T January 6, 2005
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Phanaygle

The act of doing something sexual with another person.
We phanaygled all night last night.
by Dismay in the Va-jay-jay June 27, 2010
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paeng

1. referred to as "expensive" in the thai language.
2. Uses a considerable amount of income to keep up to her name but still gives to the hobo at the local fast-food restaurant.
3. known for her kind and sometimes evil reactions, but more obviously recognized by her voluptuous packages from a side angle point of view.
"oh, how i wish i had a full package like Paeng's..."
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Phandyland

A physical location co-habitated by two or more metro-sexual males enjoying each other's company, often located in condominium complexes with views of the ocean or other body of water. Can be identified by bathrooms with loufa, kitchens stocked with cooking and other home-improvement books, closets full of comic books, and Guitar Hero.
Sorry, Melissa, I have to go home to PhandyLand, the roommate and I have a date for Guitar Hero, followed by Shark Week on Animal Planet.
by PAM_IN_NJ January 20, 2009
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Phan

Phil + Dan = Phan

It is a ship name for the YouTube stars, danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil.
Have you heard of the "Phan" fandom?

Yes, I totally go for that fandom.
by Ari Wolf Reyes April 23, 2016
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Phaneuf

as in Dion Phaneuf Phaneuffing the puck......
by jennay81 March 22, 2013
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Phandom

Human beings and ( anything sentient really )who get a hard on from reading fan fic about two brits who live together and utterly deny the obvious fact that they sleep in the same bed.
Oh C'mon just Google , Phanfic , Phandom
by Argo.Yunes December 11, 2016
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