phaesomophorbiciae

When you can't spell phasmophobia so you improvise

Bro: one hey do you wanna play phaesomophorbiciae
Bro2: Wtf?? you mean phasmophobia
Bro: Yeah that

by DeathByLynx November 15, 2021

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007

Phaedranized

The change you will befall when you hear the raw intensity of the face-melting, life changing, lyrically genius, musically insane band, Phaedra.

Day Before

"Dude Panic at the Disco rocks, I love them some much."

"Fuck that shit. Listen to this."

Day After

"Fuck Panic, I now see the light. All of these bands have no talent."

"Dude, you've been Phaedranized."

by bigthumb November 16, 2009

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.

I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.

by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010

paedoscopes

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

by crackotfige September 12, 2005

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003