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Pleasantly Petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.
You're not short Martin you're pleasantly petite
by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024
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Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001
see above for pulling a petite
by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020
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International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st
Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead
by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025
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Mouse Petter

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
by MrB7 August 22, 2017
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je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
by ta meremere April 13, 2016
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Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.
"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"
by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018
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