Ethan peacock

extremely short unattractive small apenditched cunt whom enjoys sucking his own fallice

my names Ethan peacock and i have micropenis

by conzy paz August 5, 2019

Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.

Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."

by Qualified Peacocker August 11, 2021

peacocked

p-cok'd verb; the act of drinking a little too much and remembering far too little....

Dude. I so peacocked when I was in Toronto.

by Friend of the Peacock December 1, 2011

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011

pentacock

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).

Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

permafuck

The name of the novel that was featured on the show Weeds. It was written by Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend from Alaska. "Permafuck: A Journal of Spirit Rape"

We are in serious trouble.

I know. We're permafucked.

by Mark Fredericksen January 13, 2008

The Peacock

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock

When my wife role plays as a naughty maid, i give her the peacock."

by Vallada March 3, 2009