Pennsylvania

Where Donald J. Trump got shot in his right ear

Man 1: Dude, did you hear that Donald Trump got shot in his ear at the Pennsylvania rally , he can still get up!

Man 2: He’s sure a tough president !

by Zzwannabewhite August 10, 2024

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pennsylvania is the 2nd state in the union, admitted on december 12, 1787. 5th most populous state (formerly illinois) with around 13 million people. known for being the birthplace of hershey's, the liberty bell, amish people, philly cheesesteaks and being cold and snowy (that's michigan's job).

when pennsylvania beats illinois in population rank and takes 5th place from it

by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025

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Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

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Pennsylvania Pacecar

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.

I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.

by kristen apple December 5, 2009

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Pennsylvania Pegger

A sex act that involves one individual wearing a strap-on backwards and inserting it into the partner's anal cavity, therefore bumping asses, while both partners masturbate.

Dude I walked in on Aaron and Gage pulling a Pennsylvania Pegger, it was pretty okay.

by Tyler Durden/ Garrett September 28, 2019