Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006

Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.

Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead

by Vrider January 24, 2008

Pendejo-itis

A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.

We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.

by The Fat Guy! March 23, 2010

Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

He gave her face a penile flogging.

by Countlevula October 1, 2011

penile inversion

turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina

The essential part of sex reassignment surgery

Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion

by dildo777 March 27, 2023

penile anangulation

pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.

noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.

Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"

by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007