Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping

happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me

by king peeler January 11, 2009

peeping turtle

1. When a shit teases the sphincter by popping in and out.
2. A horny roomate.
3. A taunting of the anus

1. I ate corn for dinner, and my ass retaliated by pulling the peeping turtle.
2. My roomate is a peeping turtle. He watched Rusty donkey punch an old stripper.

by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.

guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.

by george January 20, 2005

peeing outdoors

Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.

"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"

It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!

by Peeer July 12, 2009

peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.

I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

Peeping Tom

1. A person (usually a guy) that spies on other people while they are partaking in things you usually do not want other people to see. Changing or showering or getting it on, for example.

2. Mike Patton's newest band. Really amazing groovy sound, featuring guests on every track including Dan the Automator, Norah Jones, Kool Kieth, and more, insuring good variety and delicious sounds.

1. "Uh, is that guy spying on us?"
"Whoa peeping tom close the curtains!"

2. "Have you heard of Peeping Tom?"
"There's a pervert sneakin around here?"
"No, Mike Patton's new band."
"Oh. No."

by L a u r May 19, 2008

Perving glasses

Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.

Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.

by Psycho15 February 6, 2009