Pecker Wrecker

Someone is terrible at oral sex. Usually has braces.

Guy 1: How was last night with her?
Guy 2: it was good until I found out she was a pecker wrecker.
Guy 1: well, I hope you're okay.

by deadsleep April 15, 2014

Pecker Spit

Pecker Spit is the juice of a man. Alternatively known as spunk, jism and many more words.

Wing-Kin was always having to buy bumper boxes of tissues to wipe up his pecker spit. He didn't want Susan to know what he did all day while watching TV.

by Domino Woodstock February 14, 2012

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

pecker head

A person who is more than a dick-head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010

pecker booze

jizz that is placed in a shot glass.

I gave that bitch a shot of my pecker booze.

by h.b. daz August 2, 2007

Pecker Pus

Other wise known as sperm.(or cumm, what ever you wanna call it)

"Last night my best friend came out of his room and had pecker pus all over her face!"
"Oh! Sorry that was me."

by Shannon =] December 9, 2008