peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

pecot

A dumb Facking queer who cant learn shit mother fucker

Tom: "Wazzup Hoe!"
Lindy: "Shut the fuck up u pecot"
Tom: "Whatever u chink"

by SkeetSkeetMotherPhucker November 16, 2017

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

peeting

The Nadsat word for drinking. Used in A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess.

Dim, Georgie and I were peeting the old moloko at the Korova Milkbar.

by molokoplus May 29, 2010

Pegetarian

A vegetarian that claims chicken, or fish isn't meat. Posers...

Man, he's just a pegetarian.

by Cam Doyle April 15, 2003

Peetza

How did you misspell pizza. It's like...
John: bro I love peetza
Gabe: you misspelled pizza
John: Oops must have been auto-korrect
Gabe: You misspelled auto correct
John: but we are talking face to face
Gabe: *breaths heavily*
John: don't breath on me *itches butt*
Gabe: don't itch my butt

John: can I get out of jail now?
Gabe: sure.

Peetza Peetza

by DustyMaple4 September 30, 2019

Peeter Puffer

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

by whadafxck September 5, 2011