Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

Thot patrol

Niggas who Save they niggas from Fuckin wit a female dats a thot

Ron : Damn Bruh she bad asf I'm finna see what's up wit her I'm tryna fw her heavy

Joe : NAWWW BRUHH NOOO! ...She a Thot bro she just let ole Dude Smash A couple of days ago and She be catchin bodies like bullets and topin niggas up alot

Ron : Dammnnn Goodlookin Bro I ain't know she was like that I'm glad you saved me from Fw a lil Thottie

Joe : Np Bro that's what I'm here for me and da rest of gang is on thot patrol for all our niggas

by Chief Turbo July 9, 2017

party patrol

Taking your nuts out of your pants and screaming "Party Patrol!"in a public area. Usually done when running or bouncing around.

"Hey look, its the Party Patrol!"

by UnclePlant April 19, 2008

Grom patrol

When surfing, all of the older men leave the water so that the only people out surfing are the kids (18 and below), known as "Grom Patrol"

Yeah that guy finally left! It's grom patrol out here now!

by mmmmokkkkkk March 1, 2009

Cutus Patootus

(Adj.) Latin for cutie patootie.

Look at him. He's a cutus patootus.

by Jscam February 4, 2017

Paw Patrol

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016

mole patrol

A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.

~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."

by coryinc September 19, 2006