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pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.
"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"
by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005
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pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.
Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.
by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003
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Pitching a Tent

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies
The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).
by Matt May 29, 2003
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Partching

To partch is to part the buttocks, and lick furiously inbetween.
OH! Jack, i love it when your partching me!
by bezcore April 29, 2010
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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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Pitching

A technique of checking a girls ass out by dropping a simple item (i.e. a pencil, hat, gum wrapper, etc.) and having her to pick it up by bending over with her butt faced towards you. This trick is very hard to pull off because you have to be very convincing.
Boy sees the school slut (ahot girl) walk by, and drops pencil, close enough to her. Girl stops, bends over, and boy gets a good glimpse of her butt. Girl hands him pencil, and walks off suspecting nothing. Boy smiles to himself, a champion of pitching, looking for more bait.
by apeman09 September 15, 2009
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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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