Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway
this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde
by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009
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patch over

When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.
"The P.R.'s will patch over to the H.A.'s. The membership will substantially grow."
by D. Gould September 11, 2007
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Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"
Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.
by badgrammir July 26, 2012
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Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"
by cnutard December 16, 2008
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Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
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Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
by 7Kev7 May 03, 2007
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Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2015
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