Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

pandemerrific

The thrill and excitement one gets from watching a pandemic disease unfold. An uncotrolled feeling or urge to wear a surgical mask while watching the news about a medical epidemic.

John felt "pandemerrific" at hearing the news that the swine-flu had spread.

by rma123 April 30, 2009

Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

padena

Padena

A smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She studies hard and is full of natural beauty. At times she can be tough and stern, but it is only for her love and kindness for others. She is unselfish and will help everyone on her journey. A goddess.

She is such a Padena

by friend_jdhfviad December 4, 2018

pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.

I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts

by Levisan March 16, 2020

Pandemaholic

A person who, due to a pandemic quarantine, becomes an excessive drinker of alcoholic beverages; A borderline alcoholic.

Marie rarely drank alcohol before the Covid 19, but now she has become a pandemaholic.

by Bigger Crowds In Your Bar April 23, 2020

Pandemi Moore

A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.

I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020