going parabolic

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.

Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!

by jdub71 May 5, 2013

L Paradox

When you hookup at a girl's place and she has a used condom wrapper next to her bed. You not totally sure she a thot because you know she uses condoms, but with that logic you would conclude that every girl who did not have an empty condom wrapper next to their bed was a total hoe.

Yo I banged this girl last night, no wrapper next to the bed; she's either total freak or my future wife...damn that L Paradox

by scottygang June 13, 2018

spammer's paradox

Spamming itself may be defined as the abuse of electronic messaging systems, cybernetic or otherwise (including junk faxing, for example), for the purpose of sending unsolicited bulk messages. In order for spamming to succeed, a disproportionately large quantity must be delivered successfully to its recipients, or there will be an insignificant return. Unfortunately for the spammer, it is exactly that large quantity that renders any individual piece of spam less effective: the moment a large enough number of the same piece of spam is sent, the message becomes identifiable as spam by anti-spamware, forcing the spammer to start from scratch with a new spam tactic. This is the so-called "spammer's paradox".

Good example: the mass E-mailing of online pharmacy advertising created a spammer's paradox in many large corporations because it only took two instances of the same spam reported to their IT departments for the spamblocker immediately to delete the rest.

by ticotoo December 28, 2008

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

paradosi

greek translation of "to gear out george"

paradosi just killed Cthun, george got all the loot

by zirky May 24, 2006

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

paramore.net

Fan site for the increasingly popular band by the name Paramore currently containing members Hayley Williams, Jeremy Davis and Taylor York.

The site is the most active of the Fueled by Ramen label and has their own two moderators that help keep the site clean.

Also famous for it's group of Parateers.

Paramore has gotten the majority of their fans through the promotion of their hit song Decode on the Twilight Saga Soundtrack and song The Only Exception off their album Brand New Eyes.

A new song called Monster is to be released on Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon soundtrack.
Paramore is also a grammy-nominated band.

I was up on paramore.net all night talking to the parateers!

by Elliot C. Nulv October 22, 2011