Pastorgoodfeelz

A guy named pastorgoodfeelz (Trent) is the kinda guy that steal your bitch and while simultaneously keeps his own. He is the ultimate player if need be, and has broads sucking his balls wherever he goes. He also has won the nicest penis award in jersey shore .... Well honestly the whole state of Pennsylvania.

Pastorgoodfeelz is the hookup, he can finish a blunt in one hit, while shotgunning a beer in 2.3 seconds.

It is also important to know that a guy named Pastorgoodfeelz also typically has a heart and a dashing smile, and means well, despite his outward action. But all on all, well rounded guy.. big dick

Girl 1: did you hear Tommy's girlfriend was caught slamming cheeks with Pastorgoodfeelz again?

Girl 2: far out bro, I wish I was him. I heard Trent hits it right

by Woodstack23 August 10, 2018

Pastor Jude-ing

When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.

Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.

by Faggitmus Prime January 24, 2020

pastor.of.nialls.church

swaggiest coolest prettiest 1d account ever

pastor.of.nialls.church is so underrated!!

by niall whoran June 25, 2021

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021

paktomel

Angry cat coming towards you and saying paktomel

Woeowowo, fat big juicy Paktomel!

by Pantomel November 24, 2021

Patordis Dick

Patordis Dick is a alpha octopus when feeling horny flashes his big meat he is beat constantly
But never loses his smile

Did you see that Patordis dick that shit was massive

by Dick69Thomasbigmeat February 21, 2022

Pastorism

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023