Owned

Gamer term:
Beaten, lost, defeated, corpse-humped into a bloody stump.

"OMG WTF you got owned by teh n00b?"

by Michael M. July 19, 2004

owned on credit

1. Defeating an enemy even though they are cheating.

2. It can also be done if you kill someone who is using something that is generally accepted as a cheap weapon.

1. Some noob was using a wall hack but I still killed him. He was owned on credit.

2. This guy kept using a grenade launcher in a firefight but I nailed him in the face with my M16. He was just owned on credit.

by Chris Kipp January 6, 2008

Previously Owned

A euphenism for a used item. May not be a bad thing in the sense of Previously Owned DVD movie, but can be bad in the sense of a Previously Owned computer or automobile where you're buying somebody else's problem..

We have dozens of certified Previously Owned cars on the lot ready for you to drive away today!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt.

Pierro:They will absolutely die when they find out it has been me all along and you by my side.

Mike:ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

by MajorSookOff October 7, 2007

OWNED

To be DOMINATED in something! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something! To be beaten badly! To be extremely embarrassed by someone! To be made a fool of by someone! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone!

Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5

by Jaylove47 June 18, 2011

Get Owned Son

1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.

1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!

by xINSANEx xMODZx September 12, 2010

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011