Orphanage

A replacement term for cumdump. When you come inside a man, he becomes an orphanage. Applies to both the bussy and the thrussy.

Jim asked David if he wanted his load. David exclaimed “Yes, Daddy, make me an orphanage.”

by Teresa St. Clair December 29, 2021

orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

Orphanized

To have your parents taken or abandoned at a young age

I was ophanized at the age of 4
All the greatest superheroes were orphanized, like Batman and Superman

by KNG-H0B0 July 4, 2022

Orphanization

The act of removing ones parents.

I completed the orphanization process by the hosts parents.

by Fidbsixhxi March 3, 2022

Orphanite

A child or an adult who disowned their parents. The parents are, by the child or adult, no longer involved in their life.

Yeah, my parents were so much drama and trouble that I decided to become an orphanite.

by Orphanitenumber1 August 8, 2024

Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.

Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".

by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010

Ortanize

Ortanize.
It's like organizing, only waay cooler.

Ortanize. Ortanizing my socks and unders today Jacob.

by Andi,J-Key,Banj October 21, 2017